{"id":531,"date":"2021-01-03T15:43:27","date_gmt":"2021-01-03T15:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jbfreedman.com\/?p=531"},"modified":"2021-01-03T15:43:27","modified_gmt":"2021-01-03T15:43:27","slug":"the-new-york-giants-or-the-democratic-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jbfreedman.com\/?p=531","title":{"rendered":"The New York Giants or the Democratic Party?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Few supporters outside of New York City<\/li><li>Peaked in 2008, and it\u2019s been mostly downhill since<\/li><li>Only shows up to work one day a week, on average<\/li><li>Is playing a defense 75% of the time<\/li><li>Will get absolutely destroyed in 2022\u00a0<\/li><li>Relies on the hard work of Black people to have any chance at victory, yet somehow out-of-touch older white people still call the shots<\/li><li>Owned by rich people<\/li><li>Frequently trips over themselves, even when no opponent is pressuring them<\/li><li>More concerned about producing a good sound byte than actually winning<\/li><li>Better at football than the New York Jets<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BOTH: 1-9<br>DEMOCRATIC PARTY ONLY: 10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Few supporters outside of New York City Peaked in 2008, and it\u2019s been mostly downhill since Only shows up to work one day a week, on average Is playing a defense 75% of the time Will get absolutely destroyed in 2022\u00a0 Relies on the hard work of Black people to have any chance at victory, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,42,43,130],"tags":[141,143],"class_list":["post-531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-politics","category-comedy","category-satire","category-sports","tag-new-york-giants","tag-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbfreedman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbfreedman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbfreedman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbfreedman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbfreedman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=531"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jbfreedman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":533,"href":"https:\/\/jbfreedman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions\/533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbfreedman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbfreedman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbfreedman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}