- Few supporters outside of New York City
- Peaked in 2008, and it’s been mostly downhill since
- Only shows up to work one day a week, on average
- Is playing a defense 75% of the time
- Will get absolutely destroyed in 2022
- Relies on the hard work of Black people to have any chance at victory, yet somehow out-of-touch older white people still call the shots
- Owned by rich people
- Frequently trips over themselves, even when no opponent is pressuring them
- More concerned about producing a good sound byte than actually winning
- Better at football than the New York Jets
BOTH: 1-9
DEMOCRATIC PARTY ONLY: 10