At this page, you will find links to various humor projects I have worked on.
Let Me Use This Wedding Toast to Announce My Candidacy for President
Points in Case (11/17/2022)
I’m Running for Congress and I Need Your Help with That and Also to Fend Off This Pack of Wild Hyenas
The New Yorker (11/5/2022)
Welcome to Day Seventy-Four of Your Thirty Day Yoga Challenge
The New Yorker (8/20/2022)
Frequently Asked Questions about Your New Vegetable Garden
Hello to My New Georgia Neighbors!
Chinese Food for the Real Patriotic American
Your Taxes: The Board Game!
Suggested Slogans for the Biden Campaign
w/Ginny Hogan, The New Yorker (6/11/2020)
Where Presidential Candidates Stand on California Issues
w/Ginny Hogan, The Bold Italic (3/20/2020)
Lesser-Known 2020 Voting Blocs
w/Ginny Hogan, The New Yorker (2/18/2020)
Introducing Amazon Prime Nomad
Current Affairs (06/20/2019)
Our Company is Proud to Sponsor the Latest Wave of Global Human Rights Abuses
Should I Do My Laundry? A Game Theoretic Approach
I Want to Apologize for How this Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
As a Cheeto, I am Offended by the Frequent Comparisons to Donald Trump
Our Nation’s Core Values Are Under Siege. Also, Where Are My Keys?
It’s Not You, It’s Structural Injustice
Donald Trump Takes Credit for My Risotto
GRE Questions for the Real World
The New Yorker (11/3/2016)
It Appears That I’ve Goofed on My Pronouns
I Want to Apply for the Position of “Rent-Seeking Capitalist”
Let’s Have a Meeting to Plan Our Next Meeting
The Chinese Government Writes a 5 Year Plan for My Life
Chinese Foreign Policy Initiative or Independent Boutique Shop?
w/Jesse Appell (Spring 2016)
I Have No Idea What This Thing Is, Is It Authentic and Made In Traditional Cultural Ways?
I May Have Missed That Report Deadline, But I Learned A Lot About Myself
This Authentic Food is Delicious, But I Think My Mouth is On Fire
I Fear My Dissertation Is Not Having the World-Changing Impact I Thought It Would
I Have a Ten-Part Question for Every Person on This Panel
It’s Not You, It’s Quantitative Cost-Benefit Analysis
Monologue: Allow Me to Evade That Specific Policy Question With Sweeping Generalizations About America
Now That We’re Married, It’s Our Male Pattern Baldness
Robber Barons Sketch Comedy
(Former Executive Producer and Head Writer)