I write satire for a range of humor publications, and I previously wrote, performed, and taught sketch comedy and improv. I also did stand-up comedy.
At this page, you will find links to various humor projects I have worked on.
AirBnB Reviews for Riverview Hospital East Wing Floor 2 Inpatient Ward B
Slackjaw (10/20/2023)
In Lieu of Hazing, Our Fraternity Will Make You Do Our Taxes
Points in Case (4/8/2023)
Let Me Use This Wedding Toast to Announce My Candidacy for President
Points in Case (11/17/2022)
I’m Running for Congress and I Need Your Help with That and Also to Fend Off This Pack of Wild Hyenas
The New Yorker (11/5/2022)
Welcome to Day Seventy-Four of Your Thirty Day Yoga Challenge
The New Yorker (8/20/2022)
Frequently Asked Questions about Your New Vegetable Garden
Slackjaw (8/27/2021)
Hello to My New Georgia Neighbors!
Slackjaw (12/28/2020)
Chinese Food for the Real Patriotic American
Medium (12/13/2020)
Your Taxes: The Board Game!
McSweeney’s (7/15/2020)
Suggested Slogans for the Biden Campaign
w/Ginny Hogan, The New Yorker (6/11/2020)
Where Presidential Candidates Stand on California Issues
w/Ginny Hogan, The Bold Italic (3/20/2020)
Lesser-Known 2020 Voting Blocs
w/Ginny Hogan, The New Yorker (2/18/2020)
Introducing Amazon Prime Nomad
Current Affairs (06/20/2019)
Our Company is Proud to Sponsor the Latest Wave of Global Human Rights Abuses
McSweeney’s (11/12/2018)
Should I Do My Laundry? A Game Theoretic Approach
Medium (10/1/2018)
I Want to Apologize for How this Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
McSweeney’s (5/31/2017)
As a Cheeto, I am Offended by the Frequent Comparisons to Donald Trump
Medium (5/25/2017)
Our Nation’s Core Values Are Under Siege. Also, Where Are My Keys?
McSweeney’s (3/15/2017)
It’s Not You, It’s Structural Injustice
McSweeney’s (2/8/2017)
Donald Trump Takes Credit for My Risotto
Medium (1/26/2017)
GRE Questions for the Real World
The New Yorker (11/3/2016)
It Appears That I’ve Goofed on My Pronouns
Medium (10/10/2016)
I Want to Apply for the Position of “Rent-Seeking Capitalist”
McSweeney’s (10/10/2016)
Let’s Have a Meeting to Plan Our Next Meeting
McSweeney’s (7/28/2016)
The Chinese Government Writes a 5 Year Plan for My Life
Medium (5/5/2016)
Chinese Foreign Policy Initiative or Independent Boutique Shop?
w/Jesse Appell (Spring 2016)
I Have No Idea What This Thing Is, Is It Authentic and Made In Traditional Cultural Ways?
McSweeney’s (9/3/2015)
I May Have Missed That Report Deadline, But I Learned A Lot About Myself
McSweeney’s (1/29/2015)
This Authentic Food is Delicious, But I Think My Mouth is On Fire
McSweeney’s (3/31/2014)
I Fear My Dissertation Is Not Having the World-Changing Impact I Thought It Would
McSweeney’s (9/26/2013)
I Have a Ten-Part Question for Every Person on This Panel
McSweeney’s (4/17/2013)
It’s Not You, It’s Quantitative Cost-Benefit Analysis
McSweeney’s (2/5/2013)
Monologue: Allow Me to Evade That Specific Policy Question With Sweeping Generalizations About America
McSweeney’s (10/15/2012)
Now That We’re Married, It’s Our Male Pattern Baldness
McSweeney’s (8/14/2012)
Robber Barons Sketch Comedy
(Former Executive Producer and Head Writer)